Acum, că scutul anti-rachetă de la Deveselu e funcțional și ne consumă curentul, că opțiunea noastră nord-atlantică nu mai poate fi schimbată în ruble, că au venit în sfârșit americanii peste noi să ne apere de ruși și să ne bea țuica în locul lor, e momentul să facem public manualul de conversație în limba romgleză valabil pe teritoriul țării noastre începând din acest moment.
Expresii folositoare:
May my mother lay dead if I’m lying to you! (vague Ferentari accent implied and considered absolutely essential)
Fifty for the short, one hundred for the normal.
Do you want to cut you with the sword?
Your midwife on ice!
I gave him the borsch!
I kissed you on your wallet.
They do you at the wallet.
What is it with all these farts on you?
Give me one beer and two smalls.
Come to my place to show you my stamps collection.
Ten lei for a battery of girl in the grass.
Do you want some leek with that cake?
Hit the geese with the Harley.
It hurts in my fourteen.
Walk the bear!
I kissed you on your teeth with the french wrench.
Ponturi:
The bathroom is in the cornfield.
Ionela fucks for a Coke and a fried chicken leg.
Ionela fucks for meal tickets!
Gina from the buffet makes beak in the backyard.
Watch it, because she put her period in your soup!
(doar pentru gay) Vasile, the village’s sheppard, burns himself in his pumpkin.
Proverbe și înțelepciuni românești:
Georgeta made me from man non-man, when I piss I lean against the tree.
You fuck, you don’t fuck, the time of the dick passes.
She hurried like the deaf to the cock.
You stare like the turkey in the firewoods.
The dick has no shoulders.
Wander dogs with cracknels in tail.
Say so you die yourself.
You can’t be with the dick in your ass and with the soul in heaven.
The dick doesn’t know book.
I have the carrot in my ass.
You give yourself in the boats.
He put the candy on the funeral-cake.
I hope it stays in your throat!
It’s not the sheep’s business from where the horse drinks water.
The dogs are barking, the bear is walking.
Gave him the pervert-girl from Salt-mine Fair.
There are many sheeps on the field. But lambs my dick.
Yours shall die exactly before the penetration.
The gun and the wide belt/ What man I was once upon.
The country is burning and the old hags are combing their hair.
You lough like the frog to the flooding.
What are you looking at like the ox at the new gate?
Glumițe de socializare:
Pull me by the little finger (and then fart).
Is your mother still asking about me?
Does your mother still steal cucumbers with her ass?
Come to the river to show you what a poor man’s dick means.
Can I hold your gun while you take that piss?
Curly-haired, mother of yours is home?
He has gone in the dick with the satellite.
We have guns, we have knives, but shields dick.
There is no more Pepsi but Cico I fuck your mother!
You see me at work when the pig fly!
Sun and tennis make hard penis!
I have threads in the blood.
I gave it like the deaf man ring the bell.
You are spinning like a testicul in a bucket.
Înjurături:
Go in your mother’s sun!
Fuck your mother’s onion!
I give you oral sex with the ladle.
I fuck you in your ass on your mother.
Oral sex Mititelu!
Ugly face Dinamo!
Strictly on the economics side, you suck my dick. Directly.
Take my lamb to the wrestle.
Pull my tomcat by the ears.
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